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Dai wiskers
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Caption's please

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I'll go first



"I can't believe it's not butter"

Who's next then
My bike shines when it rains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dyslexic Dai


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"Is this my ring finger, mommy?"
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
:?
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HOLY SHIT :!:
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.

It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
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Lets play Docotrs.....
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Dingle wrote:Lets play Docotrs.....
:wink:
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
:?
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Theres no sherbert in my dip.
2000 BMW R1100s
1964 Royal Enfield 250cc Crusader
2012 Mazda Mx5 2.0ltr Kuro.
2004 Roller Team Granduca 171.
1992 Jaguar 4ltr Sovereign.
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"Both ends bite - mommy" :shock:

or

"I told you it wouldn't stop me biting my nails!"
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
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See if that works .....
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"no its not nutella"
Your born with a certain amount of heart beats, Don`t waste them on exercise. [smilie=rooster.gif]


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Post by Dai wiskers »

I wish my dad hadn't taken this photo
My bike shines when it rains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dyslexic Dai


Steptoe
http://www.gsshop.biz/


Dan Cata
http://boxer-upgrades.webs.com/


Lennie
http://www.boxer-performance.com/index.html
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But Dad, Mum says you get your whole fist in when you wet your fingers first.
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.

It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
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"No mummy, I haven't seen the tea towel"
Horizontally opposed, vertically challenged...
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go on i dare ya says the dog
IVE SEEN UM COME AND IVE SEEN UM GO
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