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Dai wiskers
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by Dai wiskers »
I'll go first
"I can't believe it's not butter"
Who's next then
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Blackal
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by Blackal »
"Is this my ring finger, mommy?"
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........
See if that works ..... 
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el-nicko
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by el-nicko »
HOLY SHIT

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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
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Dingle
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by Dingle »
Lets play Docotrs.....
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Blackal
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by Blackal »
Dingle wrote:Lets play Docotrs.....

If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........
See if that works ..... 
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bikemad99
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by bikemad99 »
Theres no sherbert in my dip.
2000 BMW R1100s
1964 Royal Enfield 250cc Crusader
2012 Mazda Mx5 2.0ltr Kuro.
2004 Roller Team Granduca 171.
1992 Jaguar 4ltr Sovereign.
2018 Volvo t3 v40 Cross Country.
Reg & Gwen.
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Blackal
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by Blackal »
"Both ends bite - mommy"
or
"I told you it wouldn't stop me biting my nails!"
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........
See if that works ..... 
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ianbcr
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by ianbcr »
"no its not nutella"
Your born with a certain amount of heart beats, Don`t waste them on exercise.
04 boxer cup rep. Gone but not forgotten
99 tlr1000 (V twin) tricked.
Indian Roadmaster Elite
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Dai wiskers
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by Dai wiskers »
I wish my dad hadn't taken this photo
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el-nicko
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by el-nicko »
But Dad, Mum says you get your whole fist in when you wet your fingers first.
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el-nicko on Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:48 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
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Boxermed69
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by Boxermed69 »
"No mummy, I haven't seen the tea towel"
Horizontally opposed, vertically challenged...

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EDSEYBOY
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by EDSEYBOY »
go on i dare ya says the dog
IVE SEEN UM COME AND IVE SEEN UM GO