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BOX ON'T BACK
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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit
will cost between $499 and $599 depending on size. This is considered
to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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And they already have the tuning knobs!!!!!!
2000 BMW R1100s
1964 Royal Enfield 250cc Crusader
2012 Mazda Mx5 2.0ltr Kuro.
2004 Roller Team Granduca 171.
1992 Jaguar 4ltr Sovereign.
2018 Volvo t3 v40 Cross Country.
Reg & Gwen.
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<<<< is old fashioned and prefers a hand-wound mammogram.
07 R1200S

Love your enemies - it'll drive the bastards crazy!
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