Subject: >HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING AIRPLANE SEATMATES

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Subject: >HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING AIRPLANE SEATMATES

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Subject: >HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING AIRPLANE SEATMATES


If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or
train follow these instructions: (and maybe say
goodbye!).

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up and connect to the internet.
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

6. Then hit this link http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
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Post by cc mac »

Spot on.
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These days everything is so PC.... you would probably get arrested for hurting their feelings.

Brilliant tho!! :P :lol: :roll:
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