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Two atoms

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...bump into each other in the street.
First atom: Bugger! I've lost an electron.
Second atom: Are you sure?
First atom: Yeah, I'm positive.
Horizontally opposed, vertically challenged...
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:protest:
Yesterday R1100S 03, today K1300s sport
Ride like they are all out to kill you and you will live to ride another day............Ned 2008
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Two crocodiles walking down the street.

One says to t'other.

"Ok. So what's with the long face?"
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