Sex last night................

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Blackal
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Sex last night................

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Nearly had sex with a Ladyboy last night.

Picked him up in a night club. He Looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman. Danced like a woman. Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking spot in one fluid movement…!

That's when I thought “Hang on just a minute…”
:shock:
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
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ianbcr
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my Thai girlfriend says having a little c**k should not get in the way of our relationship, I just wish she hadn't got one. :oops:
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