Time check.

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el-nicko
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Time check.

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A C-130 inbound to a Joint Mil/Civ airport. The Pilot asks ATC, "What local time is it ?" Tower asks, "Are you a Military or Civilian & if Military, what branch ?" The Pilot asks, "What difference does that make ?" Tower replies , "If you are Civilian it is 4pm, if you are USAF it is 1600 hours, if you are NAVY its 8 bells, if ARMY then Micky's little hand is on the 4 and his big hand is on the 12, if you are USMC, then its Thursday afternoon & the bar isn't open for another half hour." :wink:
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.

It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.