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Boxermed69
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3 women: 1 engaged, 1 a mistress and the other married. They decide to treat their men by wearing black stockings and suspenders, black leather basque, black knee high boots and a leather face mask.
Later they meet to compare notes. The engaged one says, "My man jumped me and we did the dirty all night!". The mistress says, "Me too! We had wild sex until dawn." The married one says, "My husband came home, slapped me on the arse and said "What's for tea, Batman?""
Horizontally opposed, vertically challenged...
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