Phoned the police today..............

Blackal · Post by **Blackal** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:19 pm

Phoned the Police today..................

Kept waiting for 15 minutes while listening to bloody classical music from their system.

You'd think they'd play the theme tunes from -

Heartbeat,
Z-Cars,
Softly Softly,
The Bill

Where's their sense of humour?

Al

Cliff · Post by **Cliff** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:46 pm

did they say how the tour was going?

Blackal · Post by **Blackal** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:51 pm

Yeah............

"De Do Do Do - De Da Da Da"

Cliff · Post by **Cliff** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:03 pm

you dont need to put on a red light

Man-of-Mystery · Post by **Man-of-Mystery** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:09 pm

Don't stand so close to me!

Blackal · Post by **Blackal** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:43 pm

Cliff wrote:you dont need to put on a red light

Not a song title, and they use a blue light.......... check your mirrors

Al

Cliff · Post by **Cliff** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:46 pm

ooohhh get her....

Blackal · Post by **Blackal** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:16 pm

Sorry - my post was meant to be light-hearted (hence the

)

Al

Me-109 · Post by **Me-109** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:26 am

"At the tone, please leave your message (in a bottle)"

Blackal · Post by **Blackal** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:05 am

Me-109 wrote:"At the tone, please leave your message (in a bottle)"

Now - that is bad

Al

Man-of-Mystery · Post by **Man-of-Mystery** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:18 am

Who's bad? No, damn, sorry - that's Michael Jackson

M-o-M

Yogi Bear · Post by **Yogi Bear** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:21 pm

Blackal wrote:Phoned the Police today..................

Kept waiting for 15 minutes :

They have caller display - and knew it was a whingin Teuchter on the phone cos some daft laddie had nicked his Gimp suit aff the washing line!

Ali

Blackal · Post by **Blackal** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:45 am

Ouch!

(Let me have my gimp suit back when you return from Wales, will ya?)

Have a good run down .............. Yogi-nae-mates

Al

Yogi Bear · Post by **Yogi Bear** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:54 pm

Blackal wrote:Ouch!

(Let me have my gimp suit back when you return from Wales, will ya?)

Have a good run down .............. Yogi-nae-mates

Al

Sorry Al, didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
What a cracking ride down (and Back) you missed - A7 then Via Ullswater and Kirkstone Pass!

What a Most Excellent weekend Also.

P.S. Left the Gimp suit with the Guy that ran the Hotel I was staying at......His need was greater than yours

Ali

www.boxertrix.com

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