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Blackal
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by Blackal » Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:55 pm
Capital Letters?
Who uses them anymore?...A teacher's explanation - short and to the point.
In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of using capital letters. For those of you who fall into this category, please take a note of the following statement:
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a Horse
And ....helping your uncle jack off a horse."
Now is everybody clear on that?
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by dave1100s » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:16 pm
We don't stop playing because we get old.....we get old because we stop playing!
wotmeworry
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by wotmeworry » Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:47 pm
The capital H for horse is incorrect
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Boxermed69
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by Boxermed69 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:02 pm
wotmeworry wrote: The capital H for horse is incorrect
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eyore
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by eyore » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:16 am
Well there is no z in capitalisation either........feckin yanks
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Blackal
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by Blackal » Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:30 am
eyore wrote: Well there is no z in capitalisation either........feckin yanks
There's no "e" in Whisky either................
Al
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eyore
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by eyore » Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:33 pm
Blackal wrote: eyore wrote: Well there is no z in capitalisation either........feckin yanks
There's no "e" in Whisky either................
Al
I beg to differ, the lovely smooth Irish whiskey we have over here has an e ,can't mention that smokey peat and chimney taste you have in Scotland.
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Boxered
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by Boxered » Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:44 pm
Blackal wrote:
There's no "e" in Whisky either................
Al
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There's no F in whisky ( well not for long in our house)
Steve
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eyore
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by eyore » Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:54 pm
Well buy some effin whiskey so
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