I was in a pub on Saturday night when this really ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said "Give me your number sexy."
I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes"
I replied
"Well you better get back in it, before the farmer notices you're missing."
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04 boxer cup rep. Gone but not forgotten
99 tlr1000 (V twin) tricked.
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04 boxer cup rep. Gone but not forgotten
99 tlr1000 (V twin) tricked.
Indian Roadmaster Elite
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