Poor old amos

Corvus · Post by **Corvus** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:54 pm

Young couple stop for a drink in a dales pub.

Spot an old bloke sobbing into his beer. They ask him what's wrong.

He says..

"See that church roof? I built that wi me bare 'ands.

Do they call me "Amos the roof builder"?"

"See that dry stone wall? I built that wi me bare 'ands.

Do they call me "Amos the wall builder"?"

"See that barn? I built that wi me bare 'ands.

Do they call me "Amos the barn builder"?"

Sobs again...

"Then one lousy sheep".....[/quote]

eyore · Post by **eyore** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:56 pm

Small chuckle was had

Corvus · Post by **Corvus** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:14 pm

I saw Amos struggling to hold a particularly boisterous sheep.

I said "are you shearing that sheep?"

He said "bugger off. Get yer own"

Dog Tyred · Post by **Dog Tyred** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:40 pm

It was Giuseppe the boat builder/ice cream maker/ sculpture/ artist when I heard it. And you could really lay it on with the Italian accent when telling it " do they calla me Giuseppe da boat-a-builder? No!! I tell you, I f#ck one-na sheep, one-na sheep!!

DT

Corvus · Post by **Corvus** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:18 am

Dog Tyred wrote:It was Giuseppe the boat builder/ice cream maker/ sculpture/ artist when I heard it. And you could really lay it on with the Italian accent when telling it " do they calla me Giuseppe da boat-a-builder? No!! I tell you, I f#ck one-na sheep, one-na sheep!!

DT

Yeah, I'm gettin it. The eye tie accysent.

Bumped into Amos again. Leaning on a gate looking at a field full o sheep.

I asked what he was doing.

He said "I've got 69 sheep. Can you help me round em up?"

I said "sure, that'll be 70 sheep then"

Simples.