German motoring terms...

[Gromit]

An old one (a very old one) but never fails to make me smile.

Glossary of English / German motoring terms:

Indicators--die blinkenleiten tocken tocken,
Bonnet--pullknob und knucklechopper,
Exhaust--spitzenpoppenbangentuben,
Speedometer--der egobooster und linenshooter,
Clutch--die kuplink mit schlippen und shaken,
Puncture--die phaltt mit bludyfukken,
Learner--die twaatten mit elplatz,
Estate car--der bagzerroomfurschagginkinauto,
Parking meter--der tennerpincscher und klockenwerr,
Windscreen wiper--der flippenflappenmuckenschpredder,
Foot brake--der edbangeronvindschreen stoppenquicken,
Gear lever--biggensticken fur kangaroohoppen,
Breathalyser--diepuffitintem fur pistenarsen,
Dipped beam --das dippendontdazzelubastad,
Exhaust fumes--der koffenundschpittpofuter,
Highway code--der wipan fur arsen,
Fog warning--die puttenlegdownen und fukkit,
Traffic jam--die bluddifukkink dammundblast,
Rear seat--der schpringentester,
Tyres--flattfahrts,
Backfire--der lowdenbangenmakkenmejumpen,
Juggernaut--der fukkengrett trukken,
Accident--der blodimess,
Near accident--der fukken near schittenselfen,
Garage--der heiway robberung,
Cyclist--der pedallpushink pilloken

[dave the german]

Like it Although nouns in German have Kapital letters lol

I'll get me coat

[slparry]

Like it Although nouns in German have Kapital letters lol

I'll get me coat

is that the same for Blau Noun?

[CC Mac 2]

Actually,exhaust is auspuff,the real thing is funny anyway. By the way, nipple is brustwart.

[slparry]

I always found some schoolboy humour seeing the exit signs on the autobahn ....

Ausfahrt

Just tickles me .. exit - fahrt

[dave the german]

And with a kapital letter Steve