Bull Pills

[Blackal]

We recently spent £2,500 on a young Black Angus bull.

We put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that's possible with a bull.

Anyhow, I had the Vet come have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

Holy crap! The bull started to service the cows within two days. All of my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred all my neighbour's cows! He's been breeding just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!




I don't know what in hell was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they kinda taste like peppermint.

[HerrFlick]

We recently spent £2,500 on a young Black Angus bull.

We put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that's possible with a bull.

Anyhow, I had the Vet come have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

Holy crap! The bull started to service the cows within two days. All of my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred all my neighbour's cows! He's been breeding just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!




I don't know what in hell was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they kinda taste like peppermint.

Snort larf chuckle

[David in Devon]

That joke is, of course, taken from the Ivor Biggun song - The Filthy Farmer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwkFjLz_wSs

And yes, it is a little bit rude.

Did