Christmas Party

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bigblackfalco
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Christmas Party

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Went to a Christmas party earlier. They played the twist so I twisted, they played jump so I jumped then they played cum on Eileen ........ I was asked to leave shortly after that!
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GROSS :!:
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.

It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
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Post by Droptarotter »

el-nicko wrote:GROSS :!:
Now that's funny!!

Guess you would not like;

A young curate just new to the cloth limerick??

Cheers
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Droptarotter wrote:
el-nicko wrote:GROSS :!:
Now that's funny!!

Guess you would not like;

A young curate just new to the cloth limerick??

Cheers
If it involves kissing the Papal ring :wink: ; No thank you.
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.

It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
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Post by Droptarotter »

Farthest thing from that.......
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