Can't b Arsed.

Got some humour to share? The stage is lit and the microphone's live.

Moderators: slparry, Gromit, Paul

Post Reply Previous topicNext topic
User avatar
el-nicko
Member
Posts: 1562
Joined: Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:04 pm
Location: Nick from HEREFORDSHIRE, The Oceanian province of Airstrip One.

Can't b Arsed.

Post by el-nicko »

:shock: :shock: :shock: Got thrown out of the chemists today. :oops: I only asked the woman behind the counter: "Do you take it up the arse, love, or do you swallow it?" :?
She went fucking mental. :shock: Fuck knows what I'm supposed to do with these suppositories now. :cry:
.

Image

Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.

It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
Top
User avatar
Dai wiskers
Member
Posts: 1262
Joined: Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:21 pm
Location: Caerphilly

Post by Dai wiskers »

It seem's to be a day for getting banned
Only this morning i discovered that my dick was the same length as two Argos pens
Now i'm banned from every Argos store in the country!
My bike shines when it rains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dyslexic Dai


Steptoe
http://www.gsshop.biz/


Dan Cata
http://boxer-upgrades.webs.com/


Lennie
http://www.boxer-performance.com/index.html
Top
User avatar
el-nicko
Member
Posts: 1562
Joined: Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:04 pm
Location: Nick from HEREFORDSHIRE, The Oceanian province of Airstrip One.

Post by el-nicko »

Dai wiskers wrote:It seem's to be a day for getting banned
Only this morning i discovered that my dick was the same length as two Argos pens
Now i'm banned from every Argos store in the country!
I'd like 2 rite that down Dai. Lend's a pen. Oh, on second thorts, dont bother. :lol:
.

Image

Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.

It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
Top
Post Reply Previous topicNext topic

Return to “Humour”