Paddy went on a date last night and accidentally slipped some rohypnol into his own drink instead of hers.
Quickly realising his mistake he swapped the drinks around.
As she came back from the toilet she said, "You've swapped our drinks around, haven't you?"
...He said, "No, what makes you think that?"
She said, "Because you had the pint of Guiness and I had the white wine."
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
