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If it could do the washing up

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -help.html
My bike shines when it rains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dai wiskers wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206613/Chinese-hospitals-introduce-hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor-donors-play-videos-help.html
Now's probably a good time to off-load my Kleenex shares. :lol:
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Awesome. Think I need to get me one of those :lol:

I particularly like the way they made the relevent part pink :D and it plays films too!! I wonder what type of film it plays :?

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Dog Tyred wrote:... and it plays films too!! I wonder what type of film it plays :?

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Porn obviously! Y'know, 'On Any Sunday', 'Closer to the Edge', stuff like that... :wink:

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............Silver Dream Racer :lol: :lol:
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I just had a strange thought what happens if you fast forward the film?
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Dai wiskers wrote:I just had a strange thought what happens if you fast forward the film?
You reach the closing credits more quickly....
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nab 301 wrote:
Dai wiskers wrote:I just had a strange thought what happens if you fast forward the film?
You reach the closing credits more quickly....
Then it wud stop with a jerk. :wink:
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