Donations please

Boxered · Post by **Boxered** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:00 am

DONATIONS please

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the M25. Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped all of our MP’s during a sitting of parliament, and they're asking for a £100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire.

We are going from car to car collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

Dai wiskers · Post by **Dai wiskers** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:06 am

PMSL

Gromit · Post by **Gromit** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:47 am

Superb!

Daveg2812 · Post by **Daveg2812** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:35 am

If only it were true, bunch of feckless, self serving, egotistical, lazy....oh sorry, that's another post

dave the german · Post by **dave the german** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:12 pm

Dave, can liken it to same $hite different day