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Blackal
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by Blackal »
Four guys have been going on the same bike trip for many years.
This year, Don's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Two days later, the other guys get to the Hotel only to find Don sitting at the bar with a pint in his hand.
"Jeez Don, how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading "Fifty Shades Of Grey," she pulled me into our bedroom.
On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
Then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am!!! 
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........
See if that works ..... 
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bigblackfalco
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- Location: Darkest Aberdeenshire
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by bigblackfalco »
Honda VFR750 FV 1997 Red and dirty, 130K miles.
Honda VFR800 Xf Crossrunner 2016 White and dirty, 120K miles.
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el-nicko
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by el-nicko »
i think the first one is the funniest.

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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.