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it's the French Revolution an alrdy they cort 3 spies, an englsmn, a scotsmn and an Oyrismn. they 2 b executed. 1st up, the englsmn. He say, " I say chaps isnt thr sum rule say I hav a choice bout which way I face? "Mais oui" say the frog. "Then I will face the blade" say th englsmn. The excutinor pull the lever but the blade jam half way down. "Zut alors!" say the frogiman "wen theeeese apen the rule say the prisoner must go free." The scotiman see this an say "I too will face the blade the noo." So he duz an the same thng apen an the scotiman go free. The oiyrshmn also see all this an say " By Jaze oi tink oi will also face da blade" so he lying there lookin up but just as the man about to pull the lever paddy shouts, " Hold on a minit der. Oi tink oi can c da problem."

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Oh dear. :cry: I think I was in short trousers when I heard that one for the first time (BTW at that time even God was in short trousers).
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The Teutonic Tangerine wrote:Oh dear. :cry: I think I was in short trousers when I heard that one for the first time (BTW at that time even God was in short trousers).
Huh! :shock: thanks for pissing on my parade with that 'put-down' 'M8'. :cry: You must know that an old joke is only an old joke to those who hav'nt heared it b4 and to those of us with creeping [smilie=elephant.gif] Altzheimer's, evry joke's a new joke. :wink:
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el-nicko wrote:
The Teutonic Tangerine wrote:Oh dear. :cry: I think I was in short trousers when I heard that one for the first time (BTW at that time even God was in short trousers).
Huh! :shock: thanks for pissing on my parade with that 'put-down' 'M8'. :cry: You must know that an old joke is only an old joke to those who hav'nt heared it b4 and to those of us with creeping [smilie=elephant.gif] Altzheimer's, evry joke's a new joke. :wink:
[smilie=elephant.gif] .... Hav eyou heard this one. it's the French Revolution an alrdy they cort 3 spies, an englsmn, a scotsmn and an Oyrismn. they 2 b executed. 1st up, the englsmn. He say, " I say chaps isnt thr sum rule say I hav a choice bout which way I face? "Mais oui" say the frog. "Then I will face the blade" say th englsmn. The excutinor pull the lever but the blade jam half way down. "Zut alors!" say the frogiman "wen theeeese apen the rule say the prisoner must go free." The scotiman see this an say "I too will face the blade the noo." So he duz an the same thng apen an the scotiman go free. The oiyrshmn also see all this an say " By Jaze oi tink oi will also face da blade" so he lying there lookin up but just as the man about to pull the lever paddy shouts, " Hold on a minit der. Oi tink oi can c da problem."
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Here's a good one I think i just heard. :? It's the French Revolution an alrdy they cort 3 spies, an englsmn, a scotsmn and an Oyrismn. they 2 b executed. 1st up, the englsmn. He say, " I say chaps isnt thr sum rule say I hav a choice bout which way I face? "Mais oui" say the frog. "Then I will face the blade" say th englsmn. The excutinor pull the lever but the blade jam half way down. "Zut alors!" say the frogiman "wen theeeese apen the rule say the prisoner must go free." The scotiman see this an say "I too will face the blade the noo." So he duz an the same thng apen an the scotiman go free. The oiyrshmn also see all this an say " By Jaze oi tink oi will also face da blade" so he lying there lookin up but just as the man about to pull the lever paddy shouts, " Hold on a minit der. Oi tink oi can c da problem." Now, how funee is that :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I used to suffer from De Ja Vue but now I have amnesia I don't :P
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The Teutonic Tangerine wrote:I used to suffer from De Ja Vue but now I have amnesia I don't :P
Don't worry bout it mate. :wink: As you (used to) know, even De Ja Vue's not what it was :( and anyway, I think you misdiagnosed the affliction. I think what we've actualy got is Déjà entendu. :shock: Wiki=(literally "already heard") is the experience of feeling sure that one has already heard something. :lol:
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Credo nos in fluctu eodem esse
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The Teutonic Tangerine wrote:Credo nos in fluctu eodem esse
Blimey :shock: your one of them ineffectuals. :withstupid: Over and out. [smilie=biker.gif]
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Ut 'bonum, proficiscatur impetro odiosis ... :wink:
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Agreed
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:shock: Uh uh. Out of me depth now. :oops: carry on :arrow: without me. :lol: Byyyyyyye.
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el-nicko wrote::shock: Uh uh. Out of me depth now. :oops: carry on :arrow: without me. :lol: Byyyyyyye.
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Bender wrote:
el-nicko wrote::shock: Uh uh. Out of me depth now. :oops: carry on :arrow: without me. :lol: Byyyyyyye.
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:? . can't b arsed m8. lifes 2 short. [smilie=bond.gif]
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