Neighbours can be a problem.

One of mine had a dog in his back yard an' it was BARKIN' all feckin day long!

Anyway, today I give him a BIG WAD of cash an bought the dog off im. It's in my yard now.

See how he feckin likes it!

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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.