LONDON LAWYER V Colombian COP
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:28 pm
LONDON LAWYER V Colombian COP with a Glaswegian accent 
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Colombian copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Colombian cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Colombian cops expense!!
Colombian cop says, ' Licence and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What for?'
Colombian cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'
London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
Colombian cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
Colombian cop says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!'
London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'
Colombian cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Colombian cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer and says,'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?'
Ali
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Colombian copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Colombian cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Colombian cops expense!!
Colombian cop says, ' Licence and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What for?'
Colombian cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'
London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
Colombian cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
Colombian cop says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!'
London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'
Colombian cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Colombian cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer and says,'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?'
Ali
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