A mate of mine found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. He found the problem was hair in its ears, so he cleaned it out and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reccuring she should go to the shop and get some Immac and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
So she goes into the chemist, and as she is getting the Immac at the till, the chemist says, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The chemist says, "If you're using this on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The chemist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week!"
Deaf Dog
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