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True!!

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:32 pm
by Dog Tyred
A female heath visitor was being shown around a new hospital by a doctor.

On entering the first room she was horrified to find man masturbating profusely.

'How do you explain that' she said to the doctor?

'Well. madame, this man suffers from a rare condition where he produces semen at an alarming rate, which in turn causes unbearable pane in his testicles. The only way to relieve the pane is to ejaculate five or six times a day'.

'Oh.....I see' said the women, slightly embarrased to have thought the worse.

On entering the next room, the women is confronted with a patient laying on the bed being given a blow job by a nurse.

'And how do you explain that'? the women demanded.

'Same condition as the chap next door 'said the doctor , 'only this patient is with BUPA'

:D :D :D

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 11:21 pm
by Boxadog 2000
Sod the expense I am joining BUPA on Tuesday :lol: