Special treatment at Woolworths

[BOX ON'T BACK]

A man was in a long queue at his local Woolworths. As he got to the
till

he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout


girl (Rose Kennedy) if she could have some brought up to the till.





She asked, 'What size Condoms?'





The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his
trousers. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and
called over


the Intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Till 5.'





The next man in the queue thought this was interesting, and like most of
us, was


up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the
cashier that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if he could
have some brought to


the till for him.



She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked
him to


drop his trousers. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the
intercom and said, 'One box of Medium-sized condoms, Till 5?





A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen
was way


too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a real live
female, so


he thought this was his chance. When he got to the till he told Rosie
he needed some


condoms. She asked him what size and he said he
didn't know. She asked him to drop
his trousers and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick
squeeze then


picked up the intercom and said.........................







' Mop and bucket to Till 5 !! '

[bigblackfalco]

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