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Phoned the police today..............
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:19 pm
by Blackal
Phoned the Police today..................
Kept waiting for 15 minutes while listening to bloody classical music from their system.
You'd think they'd play the theme tunes from -
Heartbeat,
Z-Cars,
Softly Softly,
The Bill
Where's their sense of humour?
Al
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:46 pm
by Cliff
did they say how the tour was going?
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:51 pm
by Blackal
Yeah............
"De Do Do Do - De Da Da Da"
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:03 pm
by Cliff
you dont need to put on a red light
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:09 pm
by Man-of-Mystery
Don't stand so close to me!
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:43 pm
by Blackal
Cliff wrote:you dont need to put on a red light
Not a song title, and they use a blue light.......... check your mirrors
Al
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:46 pm
by Cliff
ooohhh get her....
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:16 pm
by Blackal
Sorry - my post was meant to be light-hearted (hence the
)
Al
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:26 am
by Me-109
"At the tone, please leave your message (in a bottle)"
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:05 am
by Blackal
Me-109 wrote:"At the tone, please leave your message (in a bottle)"
Now - that
is bad
Al
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:18 am
by Man-of-Mystery
Who's bad? No, damn, sorry - that's Michael Jackson
M-o-M
Re: Phoned the police today..............
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:21 pm
by Yogi Bear
Blackal wrote:Phoned the Police today..................
Kept waiting for 15 minutes :
They have caller display - and knew it was a whingin Teuchter on the phone cos some daft laddie had nicked his Gimp suit aff the washing line!
Ali
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:45 am
by Blackal
Ouch!
(Let me have my gimp suit back when you return from Wales, will ya?)
Have a good run down .............. Yogi-nae-mates
Al
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:54 pm
by Yogi Bear
Blackal wrote:Ouch!
(Let me have my gimp suit back when you return from Wales, will ya?)
Have a good run down .............. Yogi-nae-mates
Al
Sorry Al, didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
What a cracking ride down (and Back) you missed - A7 then Via Ullswater and Kirkstone Pass!
What a Most Excellent weekend Also.
P.S. Left the Gimp suit with the Guy that ran the Hotel I was staying at......His need was greater than yours
Ali