"Excuse me Miss, day ye have any books on suicide?" To which
she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses,
and says,
"Bugger off, ye'll no bring it back!"
A short Scottish joke
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A short Scottish joke
A Guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim Librarian,
"Excuse me Miss, day ye have any books on suicide?" To which
she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses,
and says,
"Bugger off, ye'll no bring it back!"
"Excuse me Miss, day ye have any books on suicide?" To which
she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses,
and says,
"Bugger off, ye'll no bring it back!"
Nick
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When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
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another short Scottish joke...
... Ronnie Corbett
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