Fell off again..

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Fell off again..

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This has not been a good morning.

After spending the last couple of months on Shank's pony courtesy of the lockdown and there being quite a few farms in the area, I decided to take my hour's exercise and go horse riding, something I hadn't done in years.
It turned out to be a big mistake!

I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then went a little faster and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go.
It was great to feel the wind in my face again!

However when I wanted to slow down and appreciate the view I couldn't get the pace down and came out the saddle. But my foot remained caught in the stirrup.. The horse just would not stop, with me bouncing on the ground!!
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Thankfully the manager at Tesco's came out and unplugged the machine.
He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins off me so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant...
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You had me going for a moment... Well done matey. Stay safe.
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You had me going there for a bit.... reminds me of the time I went pony trekking in Torbay in the early 70's...
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Nigel, was that while watching herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...?


Sorry that's Torquay :lol:
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Yup , first foreign scout camp, the food delivered from the local shops was often ant infested :shock: and when we made it into civilisation the most common song blaring out of shops was " Tie your yellow ribbon round the old oak tree" . The song hasn't grown on me since then and you can probably date when I was actually there from that too... The red sand was unusual though..
I really did manage to fall off while pony trekking too :?
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