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But ,but , I'm not that old.... :shock:
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I give up, what's the point...
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simon wrote:I give up, what's the point...
The point is keep with the simple shit that works or more to the point!!!! be in control of where we are heading or even where or which road we may prefer to ride. At the moment we for the most are not in control as much as we want to kid ourselves. This is no more apparent when we take our flash new machines to the garage to have some techno from sillymocon plug it up the behind and want some silly money to fix it. GG did i say G.Its not about the money. What i meant to say was 5G.
In the near future what this will mean is if we do not conform with there shit that flash new bike wont start. Furthermore any body that questions the establishment is put into the 2 hard basket and is labelled a conspiracy theorist. Some of us are getting the POINT!!. If we continue to allow the so called experts to play with screwdrivers the Points will be shorted a total melt down.
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Apart from my very first car (an Alfa Romeo Afasud Sprint Veloce Trofeo 1.5, with twin two-choke carbs) - I've never had anything other than fuel injection.

(Luckily the lawnmower and strimmer are behaving themselves :oops: )
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
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Blackal wrote:Apart from my very first car (an Alfa Romeo Afasud Sprint Veloce Trofeo 1.5, with twin two-choke carbs) - I've never had anything other than fuel injection.

(Luckily the lawnmower and strimmer are behaving themselves :oops: )
Piss off . There is nothing funny about those sad fucks!!

That is where all the bad stats are coming from?
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Bloody ell Al, an Alfa Sud for your first car? what was the insurance like for that?
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dave the german wrote:Bloody ell Al, an Alfa Sud for your first car? what was the insurance like for that?
Funny Thats funny Funny Funny Fuck this is really Funny :albino:
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I hope you are compliant
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Beamer Down under wrote:I hope you are compliant
Yes sir i am lying on my back what should i do Now
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OK people, play nicely. I'm closing this thread to nip this in the bud.

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