Kemit nicked by the vice squad

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Kemit nicked by the vice squad

Post by The Teutonic Tangerine »

Police raided Kermit's home yesterday where they found hundreds of pictures of Miss Piggy naked and many in compromising positions....
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Worst case of Frog's Porn I have ever seen said a police spokesperson
There would appear to be a surfeit of prolixity and sesquipedalian content today please do not use a big word when a singularly un-loquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity