Personnel Department

Blackal · Post by **Blackal** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 10:02 am

Sarah, in the personnel department - received an email requesting a listing of the department staff broken down by age and sex.

She sent this reply...
"Attached is a list of our staff. We currently have no one broken down by age or sex. However, we do have a few alcoholics."

Al

Blackal · Post by **Blackal** » Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:33 am

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge asks, "First offender?"
She replied, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"

(she was given a standing ovation

)

dave the german · Post by **dave the german** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:34 pm

Blackal wrote:A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge asks, "First offender?"
She replied, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"

(she was given a standing ovation )

Was it plugged in and turned up? If so it might have been a Lowden