Lovey Dovey

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ianbcr
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Lovey Dovey

Post by ianbcr »

I upset the wife the other day. She was trying to be romantic and sent me the following message:

If you're sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you're smiling, send me your smile.
If you're crying, send me your tears.
I love you. xxx

So I replied:

I'm having a sh!t. Please advise.... xxx
Your born with a certain amount of heart beats, Don`t waste them on exercise. [smilie=rooster.gif]


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Hysterical :lol:
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