So glad I live in the sticks
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:11 pm
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You sure you're not a Scousser?boxerscott wrote:That`s sad but it is not always blacks that stoop so low, as a young man working in the middle east in the late seventies me and my mate were driving along a desolated road at night to a capital city to get the shop in for the lads, and we happened across a fatality in the middle of the road, a white Datsun pickup overturned and about a shed load of dolls plus a corpse dressed in a long white sheet were strewn across the highway, mate stops, I plead Mxxk drive on for ffs, please do not stop, he says "he might need relief" and he proceeds to "relieve" the corpse, I picked up a black doll as a souvie. I pissed my pants, second nature to my mate. There was nowt to relieve from the expired but by hell we had a good time on what was in that Golly. Sad, ashamed but true. I do not think for one minute as young pair of assholes we would have "relieved" an raf pilot. It was a terrible shame cos that Datsun pickup was mint and I wasted a good pair of Y fronts.![]()
No chance!! A Scouser would have had the wheels off the pick upBlackal wrote:You sure you're not a Scousser?boxerscott wrote:That`s sad but it is not always blacks that stoop so low, as a young man working in the middle east in the late seventies me and my mate were driving along a desolated road at night to a capital city to get the shop in for the lads, and we happened across a fatality in the middle of the road, a white Datsun pickup overturned and about a shed load of dolls plus a corpse dressed in a long white sheet were strewn across the highway, mate stops, I plead Mxxk drive on for ffs, please do not stop, he says "he might need relief" and he proceeds to "relieve" the corpse, I picked up a black doll as a souvie. I pissed my pants, second nature to my mate. There was nowt to relieve from the expired but by hell we had a good time on what was in that Golly. Sad, ashamed but true. I do not think for one minute as young pair of assholes we would have "relieved" an raf pilot. It was a terrible shame cos that Datsun pickup was mint and I wasted a good pair of Y fronts.![]()