his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is,
but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they
begged their dad for a clue.
The dad said, "Well, it's what mummy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams to her brother, "Don't eat it !
It's an arse hole!
