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The things kids say...
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:34 am
by Gromit
Was sat with our Emma (she's 3) yesterday and we were talking about nursery rhymes. She's clearly decided to re-arrange one or two, the most recent being...
"Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
No sir, no sir, we haven't"
(silence)
Kids eh?
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:56 am
by dave the german
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:59 am
by Bikerhoss
Same school of thought here.....
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you dickhead."
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "Fuck him, He's only an egg".