A blonde moment
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:03 pm
Blonde bird doing seventy in a sixty zone. Blue lights appear in the mirror. She pulls over.
Turns out its a blonde female cop.
Cop says "can I see your license?"
Blonde says "oo er, what does it look like?"
Cop: "it's small, square and will have your face on it"
Blonde rummages around in the glove box and pulls out the first small square thing she finds. Turns out to be a compact mirror. She looks and sees her face in it. "Is this it?"
Cop looks into it "oo if you'd told me you were a cop I'd have let you off!"
Turns out its a blonde female cop.
Cop says "can I see your license?"
Blonde says "oo er, what does it look like?"
Cop: "it's small, square and will have your face on it"
Blonde rummages around in the glove box and pulls out the first small square thing she finds. Turns out to be a compact mirror. She looks and sees her face in it. "Is this it?"
Cop looks into it "oo if you'd told me you were a cop I'd have let you off!"
