THREE IMPOSSIBILITIES

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THREE IMPOSSIBILITIES

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1)You can't count your hair.
2)You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3)You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is sticking out.











Put your tongue back in your mouth, you stupid ba5tard :roll:
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I can do number three!
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Oh no you can't. :lol:
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[quote="Dickl"]I can do number three![/quote]

thats the joke.everybody will be sitting at there computor with their tongue out breathing like a dog. :lol:
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Oh bums! :oops:
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ianbcr wrote:
Dickl wrote:I can do number three!
thats the joke.everybody will be sitting at there computor with their tongue out breathing like a dog. :lol:
:roll: :roll: :roll: DOH! Ian! I was gonna get Dickl to post a webcam pic of himself proving he could do it. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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[quote="el-nicko"][quote="ianbcr"][quote="Dickl"]I can do number three![/quote]

thats the joke.everybody will be sitting at there computor with their tongue out breathing like a dog. :lol:[/quote]

:roll: :roll: :roll: DOH! Ian! I was gonna get Dickl to post a webcam pic of himself proving he couls do it. :lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote]

thats an after dark request aint it nick. :oops:
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ianbcr wrote:
el-nicko wrote:
ianbcr wrote: thats the joke.everybody will be sitting at there computor with their tongue out breathing like a dog. :lol:
:roll: :roll: :roll: DOH! Ian! I was gonna get Dickl to post a webcam pic of himself proving he could do it. :lol: :lol: :lol:
thats an after dark request aint it nick. :oops:
:lol:
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