How to hunt polar bear with peas

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Blackal
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How to hunt polar bear with peas

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How to hunt polar bear with peas


Go to the store and buy a can of sweet peas.

Go out on the ice. When you find a good spot, cut a hole about 3 feet in diameter through the ice.
Open the can of peas and place one about every three inches around the outside of the hole.

When a polar bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.
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See if that works .....
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