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el-nicko
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by el-nicko »
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
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Blackal
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by Blackal »
"I stop for chips"
Al
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........
See if that works ..... 
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Bender
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'If you can read this she's fallen off'
2011 Harley-Davidson FLD Switchback - yeah, I know. I've always wanted one though...
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Boxermed69
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"Do NOT pull me over - I haven't had a c**t all day drinkstable"
Horizontally opposed, vertically challenged...
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el-nicko
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by el-nicko »
Boxermed69 wrote:"Do NOT pull me over - I haven't had a c**t all day drinkstable"
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
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Dai wiskers
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by Dai wiskers »
"When we were a kingdom, we had a king.
When we were an empire, we had an emperor.
Now we're a country ... "
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Boxered
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by Boxered »
"Running in-please pass"
Steve
Well-weathered leather
Hot metal and oil
The scented country air
Sunlight on chrome
The blur of the landscape
Every nerve aware
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by Gromit »
'A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...'
etc etc.
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Me-109
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by Me-109 »
Welease Bwian
Ex-11S owner; now SV-S owner.
Where's me heated grips gone?
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by Gromit »
'What time is it Eccles?'
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Merecat
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by Merecat »
What do we want?
A CURE FOR TOURETTES
When do we want it?
F**K!!!
Mick
2001 R1100s Frost Blue
Its not going the fastest,
Its stopping the quickest
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ianbcr
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by ianbcr »
Jim`ll Fix It,
Your born with a certain amount of heart beats, Don`t waste them on exercise.
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04 boxer cup rep. Gone but not forgotten
99 tlr1000 (V twin) tricked.
Indian Roadmaster Elite
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el-nicko
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by el-nicko »
Giggiddygig
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
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Boxered
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by Boxered »
"He's not the messiah......"
Steve
Well-weathered leather
Hot metal and oil
The scented country air
Sunlight on chrome
The blur of the landscape
Every nerve aware
