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Hello
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:56 pm
by johnwood1
Hello everyone, my name is John and I have worked for the past 4 1/2 months as a parts advisor at Cotswold BMW Motorrad in Gloucester. I am only too glad to answer any queries that any of you may have and if I don't know the answer I'll ask somebody who hopefully will! I look forward to interacting with you all soon.

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:35 pm
by leasky
Welcome aboard John.
Hope your not too busy on here.....
Colin.
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:43 pm
by johnwood1
Thanks Colin, only time will tell I guess!!
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:56 pm
by popsky
Hello John, welcome to the madhouse
But………
I really need your advice for a serious problem ! I suspected for some time now that the misses has been cheating. The usual signs; phone rings, if i answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot.. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight i hid in the shed behind the motorbike. When she came home she got out of some blokes car and was buttoning her blouse up. Next she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the motorbike i noticed it...
a hairline crack in the engine mounting bracket..
Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it . . . . .?
Sry couldn't resist that, but you did leave yourself a bit open there

Hello
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:40 pm
by Ryan
Phil didnt think you spotted us !!!! sorry mate i will use the wifes car next time!!!!!
Hello
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:46 pm
by Ryan
Hi John im a newbe to, hope you have better luck than ive had muddling around this web site,thanks to my mate Phil ive sorted it !!But also been caught out DOH

Ryan
Re: Hello
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:46 pm
by Dai wiskers
johnwood1 wrote:Hello everyone, my name is John and I have worked for the past 4 1/2 months as a parts advisor at Cotswold BMW Motorrad in Gloucester. I am only too glad to answer any queries that any of you may have and if I don't know the answer I'll ask somebody who hopefully will! I look forward to interacting with you all soon.

Welcome aboard
By the way do you know anything about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think you will be made very welcome Dai
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:28 am
by dave the german
Welcome John - do you think you could advise BMW to charge less for the parts?
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:32 am
by Dog Tyred
Hiya John and welcome on board.
As a BMW parts advisor I wonder if you could let me know how BMW ever got away with calling the pathetic excuses they fitted to the HP2 'rear view mirrors'

They're having a laugh
Don't suppose you could do a deal on a pair of S1000RR mirrors could you? There might even be group buy??
DT
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:49 pm
by Daveg2812
He might not answer you.........his name is John

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:21 pm
by Dog Tyred
Daveg2812 wrote:He might not answer you.........his name is John

Oopps. It's an age thing
Edited now
DT
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:07 am
by bikemad99
Welcome John, you should feel at home here as this site has lots of experts,some have been riding for maybe 10yrs,and know nearly everything.

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:18 am
by Dai wiskers
bikemad99 wrote:Welcome John, you should feel at home here as this site has lots of experts,some have been riding for maybe 10yrs,and know nearly everything.

I would like to point out that i am no expert but have been riding for 45+ years [you work it out i started by thrashing a bantham around a field when still in short trousers]
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:05 pm
by tanneman
Welcome John, if any of your customers wants to know something you can always use the search function on here. Loads of info both good and bad

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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:28 am
by The Teutonic Tangerine
bikemad99 wrote:Welcome John, you should feel at home here as this site has lots of experts,some have been riding for maybe 10yrs,and know nearly everything.

I'd just like to say I passed me test on 7 May 1975 on a Honda CB200.