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Pfizer

Postby Boxered » Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:05 pm

The 1st vaccine for Covid-19 may soon run out as global demand increases exponentially.
The pfizer Chiefs said they predict a riot.
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Re: Pfizer

Postby jeznewsome » Tue Jan 19, 2021 6:00 pm

:D made me chuckle yesterday when I first saw it posted elsewhere
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Postby Paul » Thu Jan 21, 2021 9:28 am

:hello1: :sign5:
You really need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
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Re: Pfizer

Postby SP250 » Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:32 am

I must be getting old 'cause I don't get that.
OK I know I'm old - but will someone explain please?
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Re: Pfizer

Postby Paul » Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:27 am

SP250 wrote:I must be getting old 'cause I don't get that.
OK I know I'm old - but will someone explain please?


Well, there is a popular beat combo, called the "Kaiser Chiefs", who stormed the popular music charts with a song called "I Predict a Riot". The Kaiser Chiefs, who hail from Leeds, were so named, in homage to a South African footballer who played for Leeds United, called Lucas Radebe. Mr. Radebe formerly played football in the South African league for a team called The Kaiser Chiefs. Their first and arguably most memorable hit single (the band, not the football team) was "I predict a riot", and as Susie Dent (Countdown's own lexicographer) would no doubt spot in an instant, the words "Kaiser" and "Pfizer" sound very similar, so much humour ensues.

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Re: Pfizer

Postby popsky » Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:33 pm

Paul wrote:Well, there is a popular beat combo, called the "Kaiser Chiefs", who stormed the popular music charts with a song called "I Predict a Riot". The Kaiser Chiefs, who hail from Leeds, were so named, in homage to a South African footballer who played for Leeds United, called Lucas Radebe. Mr. Radebe formerly played football in the South African league for a team called The Kaiser Chiefs. Their first and arguably most memorable hit single (the band, not the football team) was "I predict a riot", and as Susie Dent (Countdown's own lexicographer) would no doubt spot in an instant, the words "Kaiser" and "Pfizer" sound very similar, so much humour ensues.

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:shock: and there was I thinking you were a square chap :mrgreen:
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Postby Paul » Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:36 pm

Square? Moi? I'm hip to the hepp cat beat, daddio :hippy2:
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Re: Pfizer

Postby popsky » Fri Jan 22, 2021 3:54 pm

Paul wrote:Square? Moi? I'm hip to the hepp cat beat, daddio :hippy2:


Brilliant ! another ray of sunshine in all this gloom :sunny:
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Re: Pfizer

Postby SP250 » Sat Jan 23, 2021 7:11 am

Thank you Paul for the encyclopedic explanation.
Still don't find it funny, but at least have and understanding of why now.

Kaiser Chiefs - never heard of them, my ear being tuned to Stones, Cream, Led Zeppelin, Yes, Colliseum, Black Sabbath etc..
I don't follow soccer, so sorry for not being a hipster and tuned to the latest popular music and in with the in-crowd.

Oops I just proved I really am old!
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Re: Pfizer

Postby popsky » Sat Jan 23, 2021 11:39 am

SP250 wrote:Thank you Paul for the encyclopedic explanation.
Still don't find it funny, but at least have and understanding of why now.

Kaiser Chiefs - never heard of them, my ear being tuned to Stones, Cream, Led Zeppelin, Yes, Colliseum, Black Sabbath etc..
I don't follow soccer, so sorry for not being a hipster and tuned to the latest popular music and in with the in-crowd.

Oops I just proved I really am old!


Oh dear John, me thinks your beyond help :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Pfizer

Postby SP250 » Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:47 pm

Phil - I fear you may be right.
And the beauty of growing old disgracefully is - I don't give a rats ass either.
I will continue to listen to my Blues, Jazz and Prog Rock and not worry about being an outsider to the hipster beat combo loving in-crowd :D

Just got to wait for this bloody flood to go down so I can move house now.
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Re: Pfizer

Postby dave the german » Sat Jan 23, 2021 6:14 pm

John, just bought a new stereo amp and enjoying listening to Rossington-Collins on vinyl (remnants of Lynyrd Skynyrd for the un-initiated) and other such "old stuff" - I'm wearing the strings out on my air guitar like no bodies business!!!!
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Re: Pfizer

Postby SP250 » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:57 pm

Yep Dave still got all my old vinyl from when I started collecting as a teenager (remember those?)
Dale Krantz has certainly got a rock queen's voice - sadly underrated.
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Re: Pfizer

Postby dave the german » Sun Jan 24, 2021 10:22 am

SP250 wrote:Yep Dave still got all my old vinyl from when I started collecting as a teenager (remember those?)
Dale Krantz has certainly got a rock queen's voice - sadly underrated.

Has she not!!!
She was with Skynyrd when I saw then in Manchester in 2019 - and married to Rossington - mmm teenage years - no worries apart from having enough money to put petrol in the bike oh and a few pints on a weekend....happy days :lol:
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