While shredding old documents, I came across this from 1989. Some wag at work clearly had time on their hands. It amused me, though a couple of them may be considered slightly un-PC these days.
Evening Classes
Moderators: slparry, Gromit, Paul
Re: Evening Classes
Convert your Kirby vacuum into a fully automatic rifle..............
(I think I saw that one - on Blue Peter)

(I think I saw that one - on Blue Peter)
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........
See if that works .....
Then plug me back in..........
See if that works .....
