Older Women are so Reasonable

Blackal · Post by **Blackal** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:35 am

Older Women are so Reasonable

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 40 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '40 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP FLAT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 21-YEAR-OLD GIRL".

NOW I HAVE A £300,000.00 HOME, A £30,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG KING SIZE BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 61-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 21-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP FLAT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

eyore · Post by **eyore** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:49 am

Very good and perfectly reasonable too

Gromit · Post by **Gromit** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:36 am

That's not humour - it's a fact.

eyore · Post by **eyore** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 11:08 am

Gromit wrote:That's not humour - it's a fact.

OK, factual humour

ianbcr · Post by **ianbcr** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:24 pm

thats why 80yr old men dont have sex. have you seen the body of an 80yr old woman.

eyore · Post by **eyore** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:29 pm

ianbcr wrote:thats why 80yr old men dont have sex. have you seen the body of an 80yr old woman.

Not yet, but I'm getting there