A LESSON IN IRONY

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Blackal
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A LESSON IN IRONY

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A Lesson In Irony............from the Canadian government...........

The Food Bank Program, administered by Social Welfare Canada is proud of the fact that "It is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food vouchers ever!"

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the Canada Parks and Natural Resources, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."
Their stated reason for the policy is "because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."

This ends today's lesson.
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
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On retiring, the Pope has to have his ring destroyed by the Vatican Cardinals.... Oh, the irony....
You really need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
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