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Blackal
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by Blackal »
1)You can't count your hair.
2)You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3)You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is sticking out.
Put your tongue back in your mouth, you stupid ba5tard 
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Blackal on Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:55 am, edited 1 time in total.
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........
See if that works ..... 
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Dickl
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by Dickl »
I can do number three!
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el-nicko
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by el-nicko »
Oh no you can't.

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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
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ianbcr
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by ianbcr »
[quote="Dickl"]I can do number three![/quote]
thats the joke.everybody will be sitting at there computor with their tongue out breathing like a dog.

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Dickl
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by Dickl »
Oh bums!

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el-nicko
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by el-nicko »
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el-nicko on Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
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ianbcr
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by ianbcr »
[quote="el-nicko"][quote="ianbcr"][quote="Dickl"]I can do number three![/quote]
thats the joke.everybody will be sitting at there computor with their tongue out breathing like a dog.

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DOH! Ian! I was gonna get Dickl to post a webcam pic of himself proving he couls do it.

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thats an after dark request aint it nick.

Your born with a certain amount of heart beats, Don`t waste them on exercise.
04 boxer cup rep. Gone but not forgotten
99 tlr1000 (V twin) tricked.
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el-nicko
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by el-nicko »
ianbcr wrote:
thats an after dark request aint it nick.


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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.