Tesco Risotto....

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Tesco Risotto....

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Un - PC joke removed.

:oops:
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Can't help but think that's a little inappropriate in a modern society.
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I know it's been said before but i just got some tesco burgers out of the freezer for breakfast and






































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leasky wrote:Un - PC joke removed.

:oops:
I don't get it. :?
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el-nicko wrote:
leasky wrote:Un - PC joke removed.

:oops:
I don't get it. :?
It was a slightly racist joke.
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Twinspark wrote:
el-nicko wrote:
leasky wrote:Un - PC joke removed.

:oops:
I don't get it. :?
It was a slightly racist joke.
Yes I did realise that Ts. :wink: "I don't get it" (as in: It's not there/ it disapeared.) was my attempt at a 'witty' :oops: response to 'leaskys' redaction . :roll: If you see what I mean. :lol: However, self-censorship could make 'The Thought Police' redundant. :shock: So he should think on eh? :lol:

I'll get me coat. :roll:
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Dai wiskers wrote:I know it's been said before but i just got some tesco burgers out of the freezer for breakfast and






































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I'm so hungry I could eat a lasagne :wink:

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Boxered wrote:I'm so hungry I could eat a lasagne :wink: Get a gallup on then---I hear the fridges are allmost empty!!!!

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