Women ARE evil!

[Boxered]

The Mi5 had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists...
two men and a woman.

For the final test, the Mi5 agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what
the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a
chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never
shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man
came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, furniture breaking. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death
with the chair leg."

Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.