In Love

bricking it · Post by **bricking it** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:01 am

Out in the park, I saw a girl, she was beautiful,

Our eyes met,

I walked over to her,

Sparks flew,

On the grass, we made love there and then.

I love my new Taser.

Blackal · Post by **Blackal** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:28 am

My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker,

Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet.

Blackal · Post by **Blackal** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:29 am

My attractive female neighbour is completely paranoid.

She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is.....purified? Oh, wait: petrified......

Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars up a tree.

el-nicko · Post by **el-nicko** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:39 pm

BOOM BOOM!

bricking it · Post by **bricking it** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:43 pm

Dreadful

dave the german · Post by **dave the german** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:30 pm

Up to your usual "high" standard Al

northern donkey · Post by **northern donkey** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:36 pm

i had sex with a girl with a stutter the other day luckly i finished before she said NO

Blackal · Post by **Blackal** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:55 pm

My neighbour confronted me yesterday about some items missing from her washing line.

I nearly shit her pants!!

el-nicko · Post by **el-nicko** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:01 pm

Blackal wrote:My neighbour confronted me yesterday about some items missing from her washing line.

I nearly shit her pants!!