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Blackal
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Japanese Sex

Postby Blackal » Mon Feb 02, 2015 9:45 am

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing *highly erotic* sex:

Husband says: Sukitaki. mojitaka.

Wife replies: Kowanini! mowi janakpa

Husband says angrily: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!

Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!

Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina Tim kouji!





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I can't believe you just sat and tried to read this as if you understand Japanese!
You'll read anything as long as it is about sex.
You need serious help!
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
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Postby dave1100s » Mon Feb 09, 2015 3:12 pm

I wouldn't mind that much, but I even put me feckin glasses on to read the bit at the bottom!!!
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Postby Man-of-Mystery » Thu May 28, 2015 3:14 pm

I've been through a whole page of Humour today and actually this is the first one where I got the joke.
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